ANCHORAGE. US vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has vowed that if John McCain overcomes incontinence and yellow teeth to enter the White House she will guarantee that the teaching of evolution is replaced by Palintology in all high schools. According to Republican science advisors Palin...
ANCHORAGE. Conservative Republicans are in shock after it emerged this morning that vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, currently a self-proclaimed hockey-mom, used to be a pitbull-human hybrid. It was also revealed that shortly after accepting the Republican nomination she began to e...